Well if you’re not a female just replace “ovaries” with the appropriate orifice.
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Anonymous: Wait, I just saw the "destroy your ovaries" part. Though, who said that I'm a female?
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Anonymous: No really, I was beginning to get worried.
End of term studying, work, and a pretty intense fencing league are keeping me away; but I should be back on regularly after the academic year is up. Other than that I hope, who ever you are, that you’re keeping okay.
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Anonymous: You updated your tumblr! Yes!
Good to be back
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"For two countries, Britain and America, who are, despite everything, amongst the most stable and prosperous on the planet, from a global perspective, we do love to whinge about how shit things are. This is a British national characteristic. When things are good we love to pretend they’re bad, and when things are bad, like when the Luftwaffe were rearranging our town centres or the Plague was sweeping through the land, we swing from quivering bottom lip to stiff upper lip. “Mustn’t grumble, worse things happen in France, we are winners in the lottery of life!” etc."
— Andy Zaltzman, The Bugle Podcast - Episode 96
The truth ladies and gentlemen.
The truth ladies and gentlemen.
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